Lady Gaga killed Santa

Lady Gaga might not quite be Ozzy Osbourne but she did have her own head biting incident at London's O2 Arena on Thursday evening. While greeting fans, Gaga found a Santa doll that had been thrown on the stage. "I do like Christmas," she admitted. "But for those of you who are feeling lonely this Christmas, just to keep everyone happy..." Reminiscent of when Ozzy bit the head off a bat on stage in 1982 , Gaga attacked the head of the Santa doll and stabbed it under her stiletto heel as she yelled, "I hate the holidays! I'm alone and miserable, you fucking dumb bit of toy!"

Gaga then somberly declared, "He was pregnant with chemicals not meant for children..."